Where Maire Stafford's information about home education comes from...

I couldn't help but laugh this afternoon, as  I was watching  Maire Stafford and other members of her coven discussing Cheryl Moy and the HE Angels during a facebook conversation. Believe it or not, the only information that they could find on this topic was from me!  Somebody called Buffy Wilkinson gave a link to this blog, causing Maire Stafford to wince in pain and say some unflattering things about me. Ten minutes later, she had managed to come up with some information which did not originate with me, or so she thought! She posted this link:

http://www.helenhoughton.com/1316-a-problem-with-education-otherwise.shtml


Ah, unlucky Maire! This too is a post from Home Education Heretic and is one of those strange sites which have taken to reblogging everything from here. So far, the only information that Maire Stafford, Buffy Wilkinson, Marjorie Watkins, Daisy Haynes, Janet Mackay and the rest can find comes from me. Incredibly, they then fell to discussing my facial appearance and the fact that I now have a mustache! What empty lives these people have, that my growing a mustache should occupy their minds in this way.  Marjorie Watkins was unable to decide whether she fancied me like mad or thought that I was an 'unmitigated tosser'. I know which one I would go for dear! Daisy Haynes wondered if I dyed my hair to prevent myself from going grey. Honestly, I don't like to be bitchy or spiteful, but has she seen the colour of Maire Stafford's hair these days? That's never natural; she's sixty if she's a day. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb!

For those who have  missed a few episodes, Maire Stafford is the person who entered into a conspiracy with Mike Fortune-Wood to try and get me arrested. Perhaps she has changed her mind about me though. This afternoon, she described me as a 'bloody hurricane'. It's an odd metaphor to use; do you suppose that she too is secretly in love with me?  I rather like the idea of being viewed as a 'bloody hurricane'!  I can just imagine Maire Stafford saying to her friends, 'Say what you like about his mustache and possibly dyed hair, but that guy is a real bloody hurricane!'